Friday, May 9, 2008

One Month Old

Happy Birthday, Juliette!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Two Babies, One Stroller

This is a Maclaren Twin Triumph. I could bore you with all the details, so let's just leave it at this is a stroller which is quite fancy. Anyone who knows me knows I am looking for shortcuts and ways to make my life easier, so suffice it to say, this is one of the most compact, lightweight, easy-to-maneuver double strollers on the market.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

"All Done"

I ain't buying what you're sellin', kid. Just 'cause you say "All Done", don't make it so.

Friday, April 11, 2008


Little Sister, What Little Sister? I've Got COOKIES!

Thanks, Mimi, for the awesome cookies!

"I Just Got Released From The Hospital. I'm Picking Out Cute Tops."

Do you know what Gymbucks are? If not, live in blissful ignorance.

Wouldn't you blow off your discharge orders to take it easy and go shopping with your $75 in Gymbucks on the way home from the hospital?


Beautiful Girl

Hospital Slipper Socks May Hose Your Pedicure

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Not Meant to Be

Apparently laboring women in actual labor trump women who are merely sick of being pregnant when it comes to getting a labor suite. Why this is, I'm not sure. I'm quite certain I'm just as miserable as the women pushing or moaning or whatever laboring women do. Besides, I was at least courteous enough to make an APPOINTMENT. They just SHOWED UP leaking or having those contraction things and bothering all the nurses with their whining.

I am told tomorrow is a decent possibility and that others "scheduled" will be bumped for me. Because I've lost a couple of years off my life worrying about what the day would bring since 3:45 this morning, and the least they could do is get the kid out tomorrow.

I looked up April 9 on Wikipedia and it is spectacular in its lacklusterness as far as days to be born go.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

I'll Bet He's Reading It for the Articles...

Do You Think This Will Work?

The past couple of mornings I've been up for the day at 4:30 and 3:45 a.m. respectively.

These help Steve sleep better...

Do you think they could help me too?