2 Months - More

2 Months

He's Not Trying To Murder Her, That's Good, Right?

Happy Mother's Day To Me

One Month Old

Happy Birthday, Juliette!

Two Babies, One Stroller

This is a Maclaren Twin Triumph. I could bore you with all the details, so let's just leave it at this is a stroller which is quite fancy. Anyone who knows me knows I am looking for shortcuts and ways to make my life easier, so suffice it to say, this is one of the most compact, lightweight, easy-to-maneuver double strollers on the market.

"All Done"

I ain't buying what you're sellin', kid. Just 'cause you say "All Done", don't make it so.

Introductions

Little Sister, What Little Sister? I've Got COOKIES!

Thanks, Mimi, for the awesome cookies!

"I Just Got Released From The Hospital. I'm Picking Out Cute Tops."

Do you know what Gymbucks are? If not, live in blissful ignorance.

Wouldn't you blow off your discharge orders to take it easy and go shopping with your $75 in Gymbucks on the way home from the hospital?

Discharged!

Beautiful Girl

Hospital Slipper Socks May Hose Your Pedicure

Lucky

The Hospital, It Has The Wi Fi

Little Miss Arrives

Meet Juliette...

Three A.M. The Morning Of...

Not Meant to Be

Apparently laboring women in actual labor trump women who are merely sick of being pregnant when it comes to getting a labor suite. Why this is, I'm not sure. I'm quite certain I'm just as miserable as the women pushing or moaning or whatever laboring women do. Besides, I was at least courteous enough to make an APPOINTMENT. They just SHOWED UP leaking or having those contraction things and bothering all the nurses with their whining.

I am told tomorrow is a decent possibility and that others "scheduled" will be bumped for me. Because I've lost a couple of years off my life worrying about what the day would bring since 3:45 this morning, and the least they could do is get the kid out tomorrow.

I looked up April 9 on Wikipedia and it is spectacular in its lacklusterness as far as days to be born go.

I'll Bet He's Reading It for the Articles...

Do You Think This Will Work?

The past couple of mornings I've been up for the day at 4:30 and 3:45 a.m. respectively.

These help Steve sleep better...



Do you think they could help me too?

Preparations

Hey, Don't You Already Have a Kid?

What was his name? Caden or was it Braden? No, it's Nate of course, who just turned 2 in March. He's what the little dude looked like then and now...

Brand spankin' new...

One year...



Two...

Incubating and Inducting

For anyone left hanging by previous episodes, I'm not only knocked up again, I'm due on Tuesday. Actually I'm due on the 19th but the baby will be born via induction on Tuesday, if not sooner. I've been dilated 3 + cm for at least 3 weeks and generally enormous and miserable, so clearly the kid must go. She has a new room (literally a NEW room, we had it built for Little Miss) bedecked in pink and some supercute Pottery Barn bedding and decor that she is going to absolutely die when she sees. Not to mention lots of cute tops, and the teeniest widdle diapers you've ever seen.

Rick Astley May Make You Lose Your Mucus Plug

Mostly the cute things I get sent are poems about being a good friend or slideshows of kitty cats, so I can't say I've been rickrolled. But I do know a thing or two about finding stuff on the internets, so enjoy...



I laughed so hard I dilated a little.